a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
hanging out with your best friend more like
you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever
A friendly reminder that the Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.. #WuWednesday
Eazy E’s Golden Coffin.
- therapist: do you feel loved by anyone?
- me: drake