drankinwatahmelin:

White people remind me of those serial killers you see on TV that kill a bunch of people & keep an item of clothing or a piece of jewelry that belonged to the people they killed to wear for “fun”.

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babycakesbriauna:

galacticavapors:

pastel-gizibe:

pastel-gizibe:

babybutta:

pastel-gizibe:

Some white woman just asked me (awkwardly) for a foundation that was MY skin tone and red or pink lipstick because she was going to an Africa themed party.

Someone give me the strength to keep my hands to myself.

YOOOOO did she just ask…

I work at a makeup counter -_-

*UPDATE 2*

THAT BITCH IS GONE!
Literally pushed out of the store after leaving me with this little gem:

Manager: Ma’am, you cannot ask a black woman for the supplies for blackface-

Her: It is a COSTUME! Like, why are you being so damn difficult!? It is a party for AFRICA! I have to be black, OBVIOUSLY!?

Me: Can’t you be a lion or something? They live in Africa-

Her: Don’t be stupid.

Manager: I know your intentions, and we don’t do that here. Please leave.

Her: I’m really sick of you guys playing the victim here. You’re acting like I asked for a Hitler costume!

Me: Security, can you please do something?

Her: *being pushed out* I should have NEVER asked a nigger for help! All you people do is complain about everything and sit on your asses with no jobs, lazy people!

Me: You are AT MY JOB RIGHT NOW, you crazy bitch!


In short, I am REALLY over some white people today.

You handled that so well. Frankly, I would have had my foot in her ass.

What the actual fuck. Folks are rather brazen these days

girlseatgirls:

making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh god

bvsedjesus:

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education


more educated than mayweather

bvsedjesus:

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

more educated than mayweather

deebott:

karigane:

niggawillyoushutthefuckup:

caesar2k:

akaniiism:

frantzfandom:

dr-killjoy:

queennubian:

illaj:

THE DRAGON BALL-ZTHERE’S 7 BALLS TO GATHER THEN A MIGHTY DRAGON APPEARS, THIS IS THE BASIC 7 CHAKRAS SPIRALING TO AWAKEN THE MIGHTY COIL SERPENT CALLED KUNDALINI.PICCOLO: PINNACLE AKA PINEAL (HIGHER)MOOR: MORTAL (SELF)- DJEHUTI

this really just happened.

#i always knew this nigga was black

forreal

I always wondered this… Gotta throw in mr. popo too.

I always knew piccolo was black. Like it was never even a question

Everytime he got fucked up, he would comeback and give you hell, and even if odds were stacked against him he would still try to whip that ass of course he was black

piccolowasablackman

V important

deebott:

karigane:

niggawillyoushutthefuckup:

caesar2k:

akaniiism:

frantzfandom:

dr-killjoy:

queennubian:

illaj:

THE DRAGON BALL-Z

THERE’S 7 BALLS TO GATHER THEN A MIGHTY DRAGON APPEARS, THIS IS THE BASIC 7 CHAKRAS SPIRALING TO AWAKEN THE MIGHTY COIL SERPENT CALLED KUNDALINI.

PICCOLO: PINNACLE AKA PINEAL (HIGHER)
MOOR: MORTAL (SELF)

- DJEHUTI

this really just happened.

#i always knew this nigga was black

forreal

I always wondered this… Gotta throw in mr. popo too.

I always knew piccolo was black. Like it was never even a question

Everytime he got fucked up, he would comeback and give you hell, and even if odds were stacked against him he would still try to whip that ass of course he was black

piccolowasablackman

V important

Anonymous asked:

what is "good pussy" serious question here

forthel0veofmoney:

goldenxpvssy:

kingwildex:

bruhnawl:

bootyscientist:

pussy that make u think about being a father

swolizard:

  • pussy that make you question whether you’re gonna pull out or not
  • pussy that makes you really think bout making her breakfast
  • pussy that makes you cancel your plans for the next day
  • pussy that makes you wanna be a better person
  • pussy that makes you think bout deleting the guys in her phone

pussy that taste like cornbread

cornbread lmao